Top 10 things NOT overheard at the recent
Global Climate Summit

10. " Would you like Greenland or Arctic Ice in your drink?"

9. "Is that real polar bear you are wearing?"

8. "I hope Al reads from his poetry"

7. "I’m on the next ice floe out of here”

6. "Surf's Up!"

5. "Where’s the delete key?”

4. " Is that greenhouse gas I smell?”

3. “What time does Toby Keith play?”

2. "I was just getting warmed up…”

1. “Have you tried the baby seal appetizer?”

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Harry Reid Blames Recent Controversy on Global Warming
From Penguin Press @ http://globalwarmingiscool.com/
    Aiming to deflect criticism and a call for his resignation by Republicans, Harry Reid, the Senate Majority Leader, blamed his recent woes on global warming.
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Surf's Up
Penguin Press | January 2010
    President Obama recently announced a program aimed at helping inner city youth learn how to surf…that’s right, surf. The program referred to as, DWA or Dudes With Attitude, will target males between the ages of 12 and 18 who are most at risk of falling in with the “wrong crowd.” (read more)

Muslims join fight to combat Global Warming 
From Penguin Press | January 2010
    Blaming the rise in the earth’s atmospheric temperature in disrupting recent jihad campaigns, several extreme Muslim groups are putting down their weapons and picking up sewing needles. (read more)

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Great Balls of Fire! Lands Al Qaeda in court
Jerry Lee Lewis claims he wasn’t paid…

Al Gore corrects earlier statement…
”Earth’s core is actually one million bazillion degrees…"

George Bush gets tongue frozen to fence post...
Secret Service forced to pour hot water on the former president.
...Ex Prez puts himself in time-out.

Chinese officials claim global warming is a hoax. A source was quoted as saying…"one billion of us can’t be wrong.”